Here are a few articles that Cranky thinks some one seriously needs to write about Facebook:
Scientific Study Finds Facebook Aggravates Symptoms of OCD
“My wife used to be very particular. Nothing out of order in our house. She was kind of a clean nut”, says Ed Edmondson of Chicago, IL. “Now that she is on facebook she can’t stop checking it, he says. “I found out she once posted 10 photos in one day. And now that an old boyfriend showed up on facebook, I’ve found her getting out of bed and logging on in the middle of the night to see if there are any messages from him. She won’t stop….
Enterprising Group Starting the No. 1 Facebook Detective Agency
The growing popularity of facebook has been behind the formation of the No. 1 Facebook Detective Agency. The founders of the agency found that there we a lot of people who wanted to know a few things before they pressed confirm or ignore when accepting new friends on facebook. “A guy I knew in high school showed up,” says Betty Anderson of Westchester, NY, “But all his posts were between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. What does that mean? And his profile says he is in a relationship, but it also says he is interested in women and looking for dating. How does that work? So I hired the No. 1 Facebook Detective Agency and sure enough he is a crazy man living in a shack in the woods.”……..
The Facebook Quiz – No Bad Answers?
“Everyone across the board gets an ego lift from taking one of the facebook quizzes”, says quiz creator Mike Geekman. All the results are good. We didn’t even include the Mesozoic in the “WHICH ERA DO YOU BELONG IN” quiz, though I’m sure in reality we have members that truly do belong there……
12 Steppers Step Right Up On Facebook
“It’s a new thing. People are sending global bulletins on facebook to everyone they’ve known past and present telling them to call them for an apology.” Says facebook administrator Glenn Particularis. The validity of doing the 12 steps on facebook has also been called into question by veteran members of AA. “We feel doing it on facebook doesn’t count,” says long time member John Daniels. “ How serious can you be posting an amends right there with videos of kittens playing in paper bags?” …..
New Survey Finds People FBing from Asylums Have More Friends Than Ever
The isolation of the insane is now ending thanks to facebook. Henry Nutter, a long time resident of Kirby Forensic Psychiatric Center says, “I can’t believe how many friends I have now thanks to facebook. And my profile is all true. I just left a couple of things out. I’ve found all the people I went to high school with and I was really surprised, some of them are really messed up.”….
Oh no! My amends don’t count! It took me 25 years to find that old boyfriend! I found him on facebook! I asked if he were the same person as who I was looking for (since it has been 25 years and he was bald.). He said “Yes, how did you find me?” Well, I wrote back my amend as fast as I could, “Sorry for all the crazy times. Hope you’ve found love.” I’m done with that amend, I don’t care what the President of AA says!
How true….LOL