http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/ if you're not famous, you're fucked Sat, 05 May 2012 15:08:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-120 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:31:03 +0000 http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-120 Gina -
African effing dancing in public-that is really one for the books. Why why why was it in the park? Were they too cheap to rent space?
And “use all the space” for a cold reading is totally retarded. Send them a cleaning bill. “Round Robin”-never heard that before- wonder if it was the same jokers that contacted me? Hugs to my fellow actress.

]]> http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-116 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:24:59 +0000 http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-116 Nope-no response. But just doing it made me feel better about life in general, you know?

]]> http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-109 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:12:22 +0000 http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-109 Did anyone respond to what you wrote back?! Was there any aftermath?! That’s amazing you did that, haha, awesome.

]]> http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-99 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:51:20 +0000 http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-99 Oh Lord! I feel your pain! Just returned from an “audition” – if you can call it that! Wish the e-mail sent to me had the forewarning that yours contained! I was asked to do an African Dance on the dirty pavilion in Riverside Park then handed a side for a part I did not submit for, and asked to read and use ALL THE SPACE! They kept throwing misguided Viewpoints terms around (and don’t eff with me on this one, I have a certificate in it and teach it!) – I just wanted to scream! So, feet now dirty and bloody, newly washed J. Crew jeans dusty and laden with pebbles, I politely told one of the auditors that I had another appointment and I didn’t expect this audition to exceed 1.5 hours. Did I mention it was “ROUND ROBIN??” Just wished I could skiddadle out of there sooner!!
xo

]]> http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-93 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:51:28 +0000 http://crankyactress.com/2009/04/13/how-long-is-this-audition/#comment-93 Kudos!

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